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- Posted: Feb 3rd 2005, 14:28
The new billboard rank which’ll get your hit rate up by 300%
Kind of NSFW
Many people have been implementing the rel="nofollow" technique as provided by Google the search-lord. These people have almost missed the boat. The latest hit increasing method guaranteed to increase your hits.
It’s called tits-and-ass-page-ranking. This method is guaranteed to give you at least 500 hits per day.
By capitalising on the effects of nudity as a catalyst to increasing business, I estimate that councils will have billboards on every house wall in every major city in the UK by 2007.