Inspired Muck

• Posted: Jul 11th 2007, 13:04

I’ve already linkrolled it but it was so funny that I had to include a snippet of Simon’s latest post Cynical greetings cards:

Your sex is fucking terrible!
I thought you looked quite fit
Although I was pretty drunk
I was dead excited
When you agreed to bunk
But when you popped me in your gob
I thought I was gonna lose my nob
A leather tongue and sharpened teeth
Left me in tears with penis grief

This was a snippet of the new niche market in negative greetings cards that he no doubt will be pioneering. I think I will purchase c-cards.com (Cynic cards) and offer a revolutionary new insulting e-card service with my esteemed colleague Simon.